I was tooling along by the river when a yellow jacket landed on my hand and stung me. I tried to swat it off but lost control of the bike. Fortunately, I landed on grass and suffered only minor bruises.
This is a reprise of my bike crash episode of 2012:
Perhaps I can make a name for myself as the guy who racks his bike up and draws a picture of it.
A concerned friend asks "Egads! What do you do if you crash and immobilize your left hand!?"
That would be bad! I am forthwith commencing a regimen of practicing right-handed drawing, just in case.